my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
*interacts with people*
*has to take a four hour nap*
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
aaaa cute! I must make these OAO
possibly the cutest cookies to ever exist
// Oh my God, could you imagine?
'Hello, everyone! My stepbrother's feeling sick today, so he asked me to step in! Well, not so much 'ask' as 'expressly forbid me from doing so', but I'm next of kin!'
no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N̞̼̪̰ͦͦ͌̑̑̌͟ͅO͂́͛ ̬̲͈̭̜̥̪ͯͨ̔̃̏S̙̻͇͎̥ͣͣTE̮̭̺̫͈̊̌ͥ͋̆̑ͅͅV̶̙̻͇̊ͥ̂E̞͔͈͐̾ͩ̑̐̇ ̠̋͒̚͜C͏Ã̶̬̼̭͚̠̲͚͋͊͗̆ͩ͐R̩̺͚͖̝̖͜L͙̝̘̻̀̽̌̈́̍ͩS̝̲̦ͯ͞B͆E̛̩̯͈̪̥̫̰͂R͈͛̅͗ͦG͈̪̦̘͚̊̒͊ͮ̆͋
arctic monkeys? no thanks. now the tropical orangutans, there’s a band.
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING