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australian-government:

my anaconda don’t want none unless we have the same political views and share the same values 

radicalreaper:

holy mother of god

In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the highest cathedral ceilings and paint my thoughts. But when I open my mouth, everything collapses.
Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies (via l-oo)
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
troylerrocksmyworld:

i relate to troye sivan on a spiritual level 

troylerrocksmyworld:

i relate to troye sivan on a spiritual level 

When your favorite character is the villain
Doctor: this is your boyfriend?
Doctor: wait but I'm your boyfriend
Danny:
Danny: hi
Doctor: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TARDIS

Twelve: “The caretaker”

I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked - River and I, we had this big fight.
The Doctor, The Caretaker (via thebettertokillyouwith)

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about them because of that dream?

Mystery Mail Task: Create a miniature Museum