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death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

death-by-lulz:

where can i buy that apron

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

baelenewoodley:

I’M GETTING FEELS ABOUT STEVE’S FUCKING SCONES FUCK

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

emocas:

one of my favorite FOB encounter stories is the one where this girl was eating at a restaurant and she was wearing a FOB shirt and she felt someone looking at her so she looked out the glass window she was sitting by and Pete Wentz was on the other side of the glass just staring at her and grinning. 

wemeanttofly:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

lanagrams:

popemarina:

orgasmic-humor:

I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

ur supposed to seam rip them out 

its just so they stay flat and like not wrinkle before you buy them

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????????

im being serious like theyre actual pockets you have to rip out the seam 

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everything makes sense now

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason